Shillin’

Went to Wal-Mart last night. On a whim, picked up a four pack of that Five Hour Energy stuff. Downed one at around 11 PM. Tasted… interesting. Like some kind of rather tart, fake sugary berry. I’d say it’s got a distinctly acidic bit in there, only without the melting flesh and horrible pain and all. It’s like what acid would taste like if acid wouldn’t cause your face to fall off – wait, that’s it.

It’s like licking a berry-flavored nine volt battery.

Went to sleep at 3 AM. Woke up at 5 AM. Wide freaking awake. Wider awake then I’ve been in a long time.

Holy crap, this stuff actually appears to work.

Kind of want to down the rest to see if I’ll move at the speed of light or have a massive heart attack or something. But seriously, give this junk a try. It’s far less foul tasting than your average energy drink, and, well, there’s the part where it actually appears to do something.

Disclaimer: I’m unaffiliated with and unpaid by the Five Hour Energy folks. Not that I wouldn’t accept change from between their couch cushions, hell yes I would. :p