Fighting Absurdity With Absurdity:
THIS SITE AND ALL CONTENT THEREIN IS ENTIRELY PERSONAL IN NATURE; THEREFORE THE OPINIONS, COMMENTS, BELIEFS, ET CETERA THEREIN MAY NOT BE CONSTRUED AS BEING THAT OR ENDORSED BY ANY EMPLOYER OF MINE, PAST, PRESENT OR FUTURE, THOR, MARS, THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER, OR THAT BUM WHO JUST BILKED YOU OUT OF A CIGARETTE. BY THE WAY, THAT DUDE MAKES MORE PANHANDLING THAN YOU DO AT YOUR OFFICE JOB.
I’ve not only let the magic smoke escape, I’ve inhaled it. Clearly, I now transcend humanity.
So that’s what a computer tastes like.
So, let’s talk downsides of the fun, happy e-cigarette.
The first downside is, I just inhaled the magic smoke. I can’t get the taste of dead electronics out of my mouth. Took a drag, noticed it tasted shockingly like … I can’t even describe it, and then the battery appeared to be moving toward reaching critical mass.
I popped off the cartridge – the reek of dead electronics instantly filled the air. Quickly unscrewed the atomizer. Carefully place the battery in a location where it could safely explode if necessary. After it cooled… I’m not able to get it to charge, it seems. So, dead battery is almost certain. Even better – atomizer’s likely dead, too. Which sucks, because my other one isn’t broken in, so I get to taste more ass instead of … not-cigarette for at least two days, now.
In reality, I’m likely down $25. I understand the idea of manufacturing defects, but given my business partner had a battery fall to pieces when he tried to unscrew it from his charger… It’s got to be asked: These things seem fragile. Am I *really* going to be saving much money?
Not to mention: Yes, nicotine and water vapor lack a few thousand chemicals. What’s inhaling the magic smoke from burnt electronics going to do to my lungs?
Kind of starting to wonder if I shouldn’t just buy a cheap metal pot.
Y’see, it’s not the nicotine – there’s patches for that. It’s the breathing stuff in and exhaling it.
Steam, vapor… Whatever.
Note: Still working out comments/etc. theming. Please ignore the ugliness.