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	<title>Zarathustra Shall Speak &#187; Cheezburgrz</title>
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	<description>And you yourself are also this Will to Power.</description>
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		<title>LOLcats Just Aren&#8217;t Funny Anymore</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 21:31:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[No, you can't haz cheezburgr.  This is an intervention.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Alex and I have continued the Grande Burger Tour of Sacramento with <a href="http://www.thesqueezeinn.com/">The Squeeze Inn</a>.  I dare say the Squeezeburger is a fine burger, but I found it made me question my faith.</p>
<p>Can there really be such a thing as too much cheese?</p>
<p>Quite possibly.</p>
<p>Well.  That which does not kill me&#8230;</p>
<p>Honestly, the cheese really is too much.  You could literally form the cheese into a patty of equal or greater size than the burger itself.  I don&#8217;t believe I&#8217;ll need to eat for the next week or more.  A damned fine burger &#8211; one of the best, but the sheer amount of cheese simply prevents it from being <em>the</em> best.</p>
<p>Thusfar, that honor goes to Ford&#8217;s.  The rankings then proceed as Squeeze In, Nationwide.</p>
<p>Anyway, one of the more curious events of the day was sitting next to a parked car, underneath which sat a small grey cat.  And this cat is why LOLcats just aren&#8217;t funny anymore.  The cat, clearly female, wasn&#8217;t an obese cat, but nor was she underfed.  For being stray, she certainly didn&#8217;t appear to be in bad shape at a glance.</p>
<p>And yet there was something disturbing about this cat.  Perhaps it was the way she swayed from side to side; perhaps it was the unnerving random panting.  Perhaps it was the sickly look&#8230;</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve now seen what a diet of presumably nothing but cheezburgrz can do to a cat.</p>
<p>Gods help us all.</p>
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